(Most of these can be ended with “in my underwear”)
- Not feeling bad when I haven’t done the dishes in two days.
- Passing out on the couch around 4PM watching Judge Judy.
- Going on two hour cleaning binges.
- Coming home from a night at the bar and sitting on the kitchen floor to eat a burrito.
- Listening to music really loud and dancing around at any time.
- Getting out of the shower and not putting clothes on until I have to go somewhere.
- Having a lot of friends over for dinner.
- Being able to make out on my couch.
- Not having to answer the question “what are you doing today?” every day.
Your list is about the same as mine. Except it’s missing 2 things:
- Opening countless bottles of Rolling Rock on the bathroom counter (no bottle opener), slowly chipping away at it and leaving plaster everywhere, then realizing that the bottles are twist-offs.
- Making whips out of towels and proceeding to whip your best friend as he whips you. Then whipping garbage bags full of clothes. Then punching and kicking garbage bags full of clothes until there are clothes all over the apartment.
